Aunt Karens Moral « Result #1 on Mar 13, 2009, 1:54am »
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment... Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market.
We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
"That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.
Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane was hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.
Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the f#ck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking"
Religious Tits « Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 1:54am »
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?'
'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,' replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?'
Still confused the man asked 'What is the difference between them?'
The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
It was my first day as newcomer to Miss Hargrove¨s seventh grade. Past ＾newcomer￣ experiences had been difficult, so I was very anxious to fit in. After being introduced to the class, I bravely put on a smile and took my seat, expecting to be shunned.
Lunchtime was a pleasant surprise when the girls all crowded around my table. Their chatter was friendly, so I began to relax.wow power leveling My new classmates filled me in on the school, the teachers and the other kids. It wasn¨t long before the class nerd was pointed out to me: Mary Lou English. Actually she called herself Mary Louise. A prim, prissy young girl with a stern visage and old-fashioned clothes, she wasn¨t ugly -- not even funny looking. I thought she was quite pretty,wow gold but I had sense enough not to say so. Dark-eyed and olive-skinned, she had long, silky black hair, but -- she had pipe curls! Practical shoes, long wool skirt and a starched, frilly blouse completed the image of a complete dork. The girls¨ whispers and giggles got louder and louder. Mary Lou made eye contact with no one as she strode past our table, chin held high with iron determination. She ate alone.
After school, the girls invited me to join them in front of the school.wow power leveling I was thrilled to be a member of the club, however tentative. We waited. For what, I didn¨t yet know. Oh, how I wish I had gone home, but I had a lesson to learn.
Arms wrapped around her backpack, Mary Lou came down the school steps. The taunting began - rude, biting comments and jeering from the girls. I paused, then joined right in. My momentum began to pick up as I approached her. Nasty, mean remarks fell unabated from my lips. No one could tell I¨d never done this before. The other girls stepped back and became my cheerleaders. Emboldened, I yanked the strap of her backpack and then pushed her. The strap broke, Mary Lou fell and I backed off. Everyone was laughing and patting me. I fit in. I was a leader.
I was not proud. Something inside me hurt.wow power leveling If you¨ve ever picked a wing off a butterfly, you know how I felt.
Mary Lou got up, gathered her books and -- without a tear shed or retort given -- off she went. She held her head high as a small trickle of blood ran down from her bruised knee. I watched her limp away down the street.
I turned to leave with my laughing friends and noticed a man standing beside his car. His olive skin, dark hair and handsome features told me this was her father.wow gold Respectful of Mary Lou¨s proud spirit, he remained still and watched the lonely girl walk toward him. Only his eyes -- shining with both grief and pride -- followed. As I passed, he looked at me in silence with burning tears that spoke to my shame and scalded my heart. He didn¨t speak a word.
No scolding from a teacher or preaching from a parent could linger as much as that hurt in my heart from the day a father&rsqu
o;s eyes taught me kindness and strength and dignity.wow gold I never again joined the cruel herds. I never again hurt someone for my own gain.
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How It Goes « Result #8 on Nov 6, 2006, 2:29pm »
Hola:
Just wanted to let everyone know that I just wrote a new poem a few days ago about the death of my grandmother. It's called "Out Goes the Light." If you're interested check out the Lyrics section of my site or just click here:
I haven't been up to too much musically lately. College seems to take up all my time, and I've been spending far too much time at funerals. My grandmother died three or so weeks ago, and then my gf's mom had a massive heart attack and died suddenly.
Oh well. C'est la vie & la morte. Nonetheless, hopefully I'll find some time to jam and write music sometime soon. Perhaps I'll be inspired by the joy of graduation...only a few months!!!!!
Re: A New Band?! « Result #9 on Oct 30, 2006, 5:17pm »
Whatever is going on with your new band mate i imagine you have been rather busy and good luck with all the homework and hopefully we can get a recording with your the guitarist
Theofany of Jesus is what is also know as day of lights in Greece, it's a regional religious feast and i'ts always a holiday I was also born at 9.25 pm (I don't know if that means anything lol) and I've met people who were born one and two days after me but never on the same day.
BTW I've found your music on iTunes long ago and even though this kind of music is far from the sounds I usually listen to (electronic at high BPM) it's in a strange way intriguing and relaxing. And also I like Winter Air more than the Bitter and the Unbelievable.
If you ever want my opinion on artwork of your covers I'd be glad to share it since my job deals with a lot image editing. I could also help with ideas and all.
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Re: Birthday « Result #13 on Sept 16, 2006, 10:36am »
Yes, I believe it is also the Epiphany on the Christian calender and Three Kings Day in Latin America...not a very bad day at all to be born! Alas, I can't find anything about the Day of Lights online.
Hello there I just wanted to say that Chase Jedick is the only person I know who was born the exact same day as me (6 January 1985). Lol, nothing serious but it's a hell of a coincidence. No wonder he's talented. hehe Besides being Sunday that day, it's a national holiday in Greece where I was born, called day of the lights. Anyways take care and keep up the good work
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A New Band?! « Result #16 on Mar 29, 2006, 12:45am »
That's right...I have found myself a new musical partner. He's a badass on guitar, and we should be rockin' somewhere near you soon. If you're interested in my tunes/style, play drums or bass guitar, and live in the West Lafayette, Indiana area, drop me an e-mail @ cjedick@chasejedick.com. We needs us some band members. I'll keep you informed at the site.
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Music: Paul Simon Night « Result #20 on Nov 8, 2005, 10:02pm »
Let's see... Since my message board is so unused, I figure I'll just talk to myself every now and then.
I'm currently listening to "Something So Right" by Mr. Paul Simon. Actually, tonight, aside from being the night before my ridiculous dynamics exam (which I will be failing), is a night for Paul Simon. He keeps me calm.
Other songs in my list for the night: "America" - Paul Simon "Mother and Child Reunion" - Paul Simon "American Tune" - Paul SImon "Late in the Evening" - Paul Simon "Run That Body Down" - Paul Simon "Slip Slidin' Away" - Paul Simon "St. Judy's Comet" - Paul Simon
This guy's lyrics are inspiring, and his voice is simply beautiful. If you've not heard a lot of Paul Simon, I'd recommend purchasing his "Negotiations and Love Songs" as a starter.
"Some people never say the words 'I love you'; it's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say the words 'I love you,' but like a child they're longing to be told." ~Paul Simon
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Alas, I can't find anything about the Day of Lights online.